Q: So, your character, Payton Pig, is one of the most popular characters on the hit TV show Fabuland Housewives on BrickZone.net. Why do you think that is?
A: Um…I’m not really sure.

Q: Neither am I. I think your character is really boring.
A: What’s the question?

Q: Why are you so boring, Mr. Boring?
A: My story line does pick up a little later in the season than everybody else’s. Bonnie (Bunny, Betsy Bunny) and I used to joke all the time at the beginning of the season how much the supporting cast got more screen time than we did. That changes around episode seven for me and for Bonnie too.

Q: What characters did you notice getting more screen time?
A: Bianca Lamb is such a great performer. The writers and producers just love her. I believe she’ll be bumped up to a starring role next season.

Q: So you were signed for another season?
A: Oh…Ooops. I wasn’t supposed to say anything about that. Our network BrickZone.net hasn’t put out a press release about it yet, so if you could leave that part of the interview out of the article, I’d appreciate it.

Q: No problem.
A: Thanks.

Payton having problems with his boyfriend Fenix Fox (Franklin Fox).

Q: So, do you get back together with Brody this season?
A: I can’t say anything about that.

Q: I interviewed Patrick Parrot here…
A: We’re all aware of how that went. During breaks we take turns playing you and Patrick.

Q: For our readers who don’t know, Patrick Parrot was interviewed here and was very bitter about being killed off in the first episode. How is it when Patrick comes on the set?
A: Well, let me start by saying that Patrick and I went to the same film school and I was not surprised at all by your interview. Patrick was notorious for walking off sets and having big fits over little things. When he comes on the set nowadays—he shows up in several more episodes this season, in flashbacks—he’s cordial to all of us and kind of keeps to himself. He’s very passive aggressive about being written off so early. Especially now that we’ve been signed for a second season. Oops! Leave that part out, please.

Q: Of course. Have any of Patrick’s scenes been cut because of his poor attitude?
A: Series creator and producer Richard Raccoon would never sacrifice a part of his story because of an actor’s actions. Well, there are two exceptions to that. But I can’t say anything about that yet. Ask me that next time.

Q: I’ll make sure to remember. Thanks for being here today.
A: Thanks for having me.

Ugh, Percy Pig is every bit as boring as his character Payton. If any more characters get killed off this year like Prescott and Franklin, I sure hope it’s him.

Until next time
—Angie Scandal