Plot rumors and possible spoilers!

Hello everyone! Angie Scandal here. I am temporarily banned from the set of Fabuland Housewives so we won’t be interviewing a cast member this week. Now, I’m sure that this temporary banning is a result of top secret storylines and not because of the controversy sparked after each one of my previous interviews with cast members…(click here for those juicy articles). That being said, let’s take a look at the latest episode of Fabuland Housewives!

The question I am sure is on everyone’s mind: who was murdered? We saw three attacks in the last scene. Which one of these three important characters has been killed off of our new favorite show? Apparently we won’t know until the next episode! In the meantime, let’s speculate…

At the end of the last episode we were told that, in episode 9, one of the following characters would be the next victim of the serial killer: Marty, Holly, Paco, Gregor, Piper and Marcus. At the end of episode 9 we saw Gregor, Piper and Marcus assaulted by unkown assailants. So, we can assume that it was one of these three that was murdered. Now, I don’t believe that they would kill off Marcus right after they killed off Evan. So, despite all of the extra action and mystery revolving around the power outage and Marcus’s trip to the basement, I do believe he will live. As for Gregor, he’s a huge fan favorite and we haven’t seen very much of his story yet. I don’t think the network would let the producers kill him off. He’s way too popular of a character. Besides, I think it’s obvious who he was assaulted by…

Which leaves us with poor Piper. All of the foreshadowing in the park scene with Lila points to it being her doomsday. Three men have been murdered, I do believe it is time for a woman to “pay the piper” so to speak. Plus, this wraps up Piper’s story pretty neatly. We won’t have to go through paternity tests and more arguments with Lila and this of course will catapult Lila’s story along as I’m sure she’ll become a suspect after threatening Piper in front of Marty in the park.

Speaking of Lila, another popular character, I have to say that I’m very happy with the direction the show is taking her character. She started out as a woman who couldn’t say “boo” to her husband to a woman who takes a huge risk to stand up for herself. You go girl!

And finally, I have to say that I’m glad that Payton and Betsy’s stories are starting to get interesting. I was starting to lose hope for them and found myself wishing that serial killer would make his or her way to their doors.

Holly Hippo (Hannah Hippopotamus) is questioned by Ernest Eagle (Sandy Seagull)

Just before press time I added the following paragraphs! One last little bit of interesting info before I sign off. I called Richard Raccoon, Fabuland Housewives producer and series creator and asked him when we would find out who was murdered in episode 9. He tells me the answer is in store for us in episode 10. I couldn’t help but ask him which one of the three it would be; Gregor, Marcus or Piper. He told me maybe none, maybe all three. Then he giggled and thanked me for generating such interest in his show and hung up.

So, wouldn’t that be interesting if it were all three of them?! But, what if it were none? That would leave us with the possibility of Marty, Paco or Holly being killed. Now, we know Marty is okay because he’s shouting into the phone after Piper is pushed down the stairs. If Paco was the latest victim I would lose respect for the series creator and say this whole thing was a crappy ploy for ratings. That being said, if it’s not any of the three victims we saw assaulted at the end of episode 9 I believe the victim would be Holly. She’s too involved with those pictures that everybody wants, she’s Rhonda’s best friend and she’s sleeping with the mayor. Plus, as I pointed out earlier, three men have been murdered, it’s a woman’s turn. However, doing a little more research I found out that Hannah Hippopotamus who plays Holly has signed a contract for season two. So, there you have it. If it’s not Piper, then it’s Piper, Marcus and Gregor…but I believe it’s Piper.

So long! See you next time!

Until next time
—Angie Scandal